Well I almost got through the summer without someone stealing my carved wooden mushrooms off my lawn. As a homeowner you try and keep your property nice for the enjoyment of yourself and others, and then someone comes and destroys or takes something that doesn’t belong to them, or, have any meaning to them. I’d like to know what on earth you would have done with those wooden carved mushrooms?
They are not magic mushrooms so you certainly couldn’t get a high off them, and if you got high for the few minutes it took you to steal them, I would say you have too much time on your hands. So I am asking the ones that took the mushrooms, please kindly return them, so I can enjoy them again next summer, but most importantly restore my faith in people.

Ursula Little
Huntsville